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Either way, you could do far worse than have handicapable Jimmy Valmer sing the longest song in the Christmas carol ca-ca-ca ca-ca-ca ca-annon. And that’s not even taking into account sauerkraut expenses. Dance, German boy, dance! Cartman can avoid punishment like Tom Sawyer could avoid work; here, he butters up Mrs. Cartman with a melodious little ditty that they’ve clearly sung countless times before.
Do you think Chicago gets a few bucks each time Butters busts out his favorite adult contemporary rock hit of ’76?
Season 10
He may be psychopathic, misogynistic, and antisemitic, but he sure can carry a melody. And this stunning tribute to Mrs. Broflovski is his catchiest tune ever — so much so that he has kids all over the world singing along in “It’s a Small World” fashion. You know who I really feel bad for, though? All the Kyles out there over the years who had friends who watched South Park.
Mr. Hankey teaches his “nugget” son Cornwallis (his vocals are sung by R&B artist Louis Price) that “crap is everything” in this fantastic take on the Lion King classic “The Circle of Life.” — K.Y. Ever see Beaker, the Swedish Chef, and Animal sing this holiday carol? Same concept, mmm’kay. This song, fittingly enough, does sound like it was recorded under COVID conditions (A.K.A. someone’s bathroom?) while nimbly capturing a few low-key perks of life during quarantine. — L.S.M.
“Imagination Song”
Stan Marsh's grandfather Marvin gives him a bejeweled bolo tie, saying that the Jewels & Gems (J&G) Shopping Network, from which he bought it, claimed that its 14 carat gold and diamonds makes it worth $6,000. After Cartman teases him for wearing such a tacky and unfashionable item, Stan takes it to a Cash For Gold store where he is offered $15 for it. Other such merchants similarly offer him little or nothing for the item, and Stan realizes that his grandfather has been swindled. Cartman shows his friends the J&G infomercials, where half-senile senior citizens are conned into buying cheap jewelry for their relatives at outrageous prices. The episode was written by series co-creator Trey Parker and is rated TV-MA L in the United States.
Yep, that should cover it. The kids travel to South America to spread awareness about endangered rain forests, and Kyle copes with the fact that Jews apparently have no rhythm. Larry “The Vegan” Feegan might need a larger shirt and smaller life preserver, but you can’t deny his song for Shelly is incredibly sweet. And shout-out to the non-animated person at the end of the video for posting this.
Season Twenty
A portmanteau of the Japanese word for penis and Pokemon, “Chinpokomon” parodied the Japanese craze for its crass commercialism. “I’ve got to buy it! I’ve got to buy it! Need a stall tactic to make it home in time for Christmas presents — or just a running gag?
What do Eric Cartman, Steven Seagal, Demi Lovato, Vin Diesel, and Randy Marsh all have in common? Their safe spaces, of course, courtesy of Butters Stotch and poor, starving kids with iPads in the developing world. Because why should any American ever have to feel shame … when Butters can just delete those comments from social media? #completelyshameless — M.M.
You think they heard this sung once or twice or thirty times? If you think that’s not a sufficient enough reason to go to war, let’s not forget that Canada bombed the Baldwins and unleashed Bryan Adams on the world. Where do I enlist? The boys want a fifth member to legitimize their boy band, Fingerbang. After disastrous auditions by Ike and Butters, Wendy dazzles everyone with this innuendo-filled song and becomes a member of the group.
Apparently, all Polish jokes become Canadian jokes in the South Park universe. Still, “watch out for Scott. He’s a dick!
Cartman expresses his special “love” for Jesus as he, Butters, and Token start a Christian rock band called Faith + 1 in order to get a platinum-selling record before Kyle, Stan, and Kenny. Yes, someone’s going to hell, and it’s probably not Lars Ulrich. Praise Christ, praise Jesus! Show off your fandom everywhere you go by shopping official apparel, drinkware, and accessories inspired by your favorite characters on the South Park Shop. Choose from Eric Cartman tees, Stan Marsh travel mugs, Kyle Broflovski tank tops, Kenny McCormick sherpa blankets, Butters Stotch hats, and more to represent one of the most iconic shows in comedic history. You’ve got to hand it to Cartman.
This is a list of songs on South Park. The name listed in parentheses indicates who originally sang the song. The far-reaching power of South Park’s music even reached the super popular Rock Band series, which featured this track so you can take over Timmy’s lead vocals.
Leave it to Mr. Garrison to write the official theme song for the white supremacist movement. Sometimes life gets complicated and we lose sight of what truly matters. At times like that, it’s valuable to look back upon the burning love of Tweek and Craig, who were deemed gay by the Japanese … because being gay isn’t a choice. “Comes with video camera, night-vision filter, fake money, losable cell phone, and 16 hits of ecstasy!
Chef has never been the most subtle lyricist. So, how were we to know when he invited all of us to “suck on chocolate salty balls” that he was actually just peddling the greatest taste sensation since the deep-fried Twinkie? Even then, we giggled along with Kenny when Cartman raved, “I love your chocolate salty balls, Chef! ” — M.M.